Lavinda Past
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My mate's pet mouse, Elvis died this morning...
He was caught in a trap
He was caught in a trap
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Lavinda Past
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Alternatively.
Or as it's more commonly known.
Or as it's more commonly known.
Lavinda Past
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I often wonder what the world would be like without hypothetical situations.
Lavinda Past
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Went to see a really bad comedian once. He had a routine about the summer solstice...
That's when I knew it was going to be a long night
That's when I knew it was going to be a long night
Lavinda Past
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MY dad was in the RAF many many years ago and he thought that joke was funny then.
My mate's granddad was in the RAF too. I think he was killed in India.
I seem to remember being told that he fell out of a bomb bay door.
Tuearts right boot
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IncredibleMy mate's granddad was in the RAF too. I think he was killed in India.
I seem to remember being told that he fell out of a bomb bay door.
Lavinda Past
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Just on my way over to little Red Riding Hood's Grandma's house.
I've heard she's an animal in bed.
I've heard she's an animal in bed.
Lavinda Past
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A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Lavinda Past
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I went to the doctors today and told him I keep getting coffee dripping out of my ear.
He said I've got a percolated eardrum.
He said I've got a percolated eardrum.
Lavinda Past
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What do we want?
More Acronyms
When do we want them?
ASAP
More Acronyms
When do we want them?
ASAP