Joke thread

[chris63]

Someone...anyone, please.

Lost his legs but kept his huge cock.






I think

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Breaking News: World Hide and Seek champion found dead in cupboard.

He was buried next to the Hokey Kokey champion but they had a hell of a lot of trouble putting the coffin lid on.

 

[citizen_maine]

I’ve just bought a Womble pepper grinder.



It’s rubbish.



Everything is either underground or overground

at least it's free of wombling

 

[Lavinda Past]

Lost his legs but kept his huge cock.






I think

Dealt with the devil, got a huge cock, lost his legs.

It's very simple really... a bit too obvious for some it seems ;-)

 

[lawton mellor]

Scientific Research has proven that women have a spot that can make their whole body tremble and their legs wobble if a man hits it right.........its called a CHIN

One spot i touch that drives her wild is her purse.

 

[Uwe Already]

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets

Merry Christmas one and all! Ah, sorry that last bit was from the cracker…

 

[Sam101]

It's a little known fact that Malcolm X had an extension built on his house for his sister Anne to live in.

 

[Jocks Y-Fronts]

It's a little known fact that Malcolm X had an extension built on his house for his sister Anne to live in.

Took a minute

 

[noblelord]

 

[mrcunny]