Joke thread

[oakiecokie]

Changed the ringtone on my alarm to the hokey cokey.


Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed.

Oi ! Leave me out of this.

 

[MCFC68]

 

[Grassland Blue]

It is well known that Mr.Rolls met Mr.Royce at the Midland Hotel in Manchester.

What is less well known is that he also met Mr.Sausage a few days later.......

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It is well known that Mr.Rolls met Mr.Royce at the Midland Hotel in Manchester.

What is less well known is that he also met Mr.Sausage a few days later.......

Presumably around the time Mr Sausage met Mr Barm??

 

[blue44]

 

[KS55]

Presumably around the time Mr Sausage met Mr Barm??

Wasn’t Mr Drum there too?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Wasn’t Mr Drum there too?

Ba dum tish....

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Sam101]

I've been invited to a hair-washing party... I can't think of an excuse not to go

 

[Sam101]

Fraudsters are telling people that if you put a fiver in batter and deep fry it, it will turn into a £50.00 note.

Several victims have already frittered away their savings
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