Joke thread

[jimharri]

Deary me, what on earth was he thinking ?

Please tell me that someone's been a whizz with AI. That can't be genuine.

 

[Sam101]

I wouldn't say the wife was fat but she fell down stairs and I thought Eastenders was finishing

 

[ray21]

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[Sam101]

Leather is rated based on its texture.



Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated "A" but hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D-hide rated.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I tried that auto erotic asphyxiation the other day.

I climbed into the wardrobe, stood on my tiptoes, tied a belt around my neck and fastened it to the top rail, I started choking the chicken and then passed out.

All of a sudden there was a bright light and this bloke stood over me with a white beard.

I said “Are you Saint Peter ?”

He said “No I’m the IKEA store manager, now …. Off out”

 

[Vienna_70]

What borders on stupidity?





















Canada and Mexico.

 

[roman totale]

Leather is rated based on its texture.



Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated "A" but hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D-hide rated.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[TinFoilHat]

Please tell me that someone's been a whizz with AI. That can't be genuine.

Has to be.