Joke thread

And his polish uncle Lec was always telling him what to do,
His brother Tex was good if you wanted rough plaster on the wall,
His nephew Punc was always letting things down,
His Aunty Sculp was always making things & his Dad Frac was always breaking things.
(sorry im a bit bored atm)
What about his Gran.
 
I've lived in Ashton all my life but I'm ashamed of the state of what was a thriving town had become, it's now a cess pit of inhumanity.

I live on the border of Mossley in a decent area but after my visit to the town centre last week I'll not be going again, the state of the people that frequent that area is something to behold, proper shithole, sorry for going off topic.
Wow, that bad ?
It used to be a great place in the 70s. Shopping etc.

Who's to blame?
 
Wow, that bad ?
It used to be a great place in the 70s. Shopping etc.

Who's to blame?
When Roy Oldham was the gaffer at the council, even though he was not universally liked he ran the Council as a business, my mate used to Chauffeur him around and really rated him as a Businessman even though he headed the Labour contingent. Since he died the muppets on the Council don't have a clue.

Got to be careful what I say, don't want to upset the looney left but allowing too many immigrants in to add to our own scrotes, low level housing, people unwilling to work, many on benefits has brought a big problem to town. However, the Wetherspoons, Bowling Green Pubs that open at 9:30 are always busy and other cheap boozers fill up during the day, there's more ride on buggy's and walking sticks than you'd see at Dignitas, we call them Benefit Sticks, it's a proper shit hole.
 

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