Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I stand corrected.

 

[OaklandBlue]

When Roy Oldham was the gaffer at the council, even though he was not universally liked he ran the Council as a business, my mate used to Chauffeur him around and really rated him as a Businessman even though he headed the Labour contingent. Since he died the muppets on the Council don't have a clue.

Got to be careful what I say, don't want to upset the looney left but allowing too many immigrants in to add to our own scrotes, low level housing, people unwilling to work, many on benefits has brought a big problem to town. However, the Wetherspoons, Bowling Green Pubs that open at 9:30 are always busy and other cheap boozers fill up during the day, there's more ride on buggy's and walking sticks than you'd see at Dignitas, we call them Benefit Sticks, it's a proper shit hole.

Sounds grim. It was good and thriving in the 70’s

 

[blue44]

 

[Skr1975]

Please tell me that someone's been a whizz with AI. That can't be genuine.

Nope , it’s 100% genuine he’s lost the plot a bit

 

[citizen_maine]

Nope , it’s 100% genuine he’s lost the plot a bit

AI is quite scary isn't it

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Nope , it’s 100% genuine he’s lost the plot a bit

Clare Balding with 6 months to live....very good.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You and Lavinda should get on well

Because they both steal jokes from previous pages?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Got mugged by 6 dwarves last night.

Not Happy.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

 

[MCFCTrick]

When Roy Oldham was the gaffer at the council, even though he was not universally liked he ran the Council as a business, my mate used to Chauffeur him around and really rated him as a Businessman even though he headed the Labour contingent. Since he died the muppets on the Council don't have a clue.

Got to be careful what I say, don't want to upset the looney left but allowing too many immigrants in to add to our own scrotes, low level housing, people unwilling to work, many on benefits has brought a big problem to town. However, the Wetherspoons, Bowling Green Pubs that open at 9:30 are always busy and other cheap boozers fill up during the day, there's more ride on buggy's and walking sticks than you'd see at Dignitas, we call them Benefit Sticks, it's a proper shit hole.

You could be talking about numerous other towns in the North West, Oldham, Rochdale, Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley or then West Yorkshire, Midlands, Luton etc etc ...