Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

My mate's gran and grandad were killed in a terrible accident during a boat trip in Venice.

I sent them my gondolances.

 

[Sam101]

Anyone know how to get rid of condensation in the kitchen?

If so, pop around any time, the kettle's always on.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Anyone know how to get rid of condensation in the kitchen?

If so, pop around any time, the kettle's always on.

I complained to my landlord about my heating bills being so high.

I told him to come round any time, my door is always open

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Sam101]

It was the happiest day of my life.

Arrived at church. wife waiting at altar.

Walked up the aisle. Kissed her on the cheek, smiled and closed the fucking lid.

 

[Sam101]

Chromosomes, a beginner's guide:



XY = Male


XX = Female


YYY = Delilah

 

[Vienna_70]

I laughed at it too.