Joke thread

A guy goes to the doctors and says I’m having trouble with my knob, doctor says drop your trousers and let’s have a look … his knob is burnt and bloody with skin hanging off, the doc says how did you get it in this state? Well says the bloke I’m a lorry driver and when I’m on my rounds the vibrations of the truck gives me a hard on when this happens I pull over jump out and shove my cock up the exhaust pipe to relieve myself ….
The doctor says… I’m sorry to tell you this but you’re HGV positive !
 

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