Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Sam101]

Sainsbury's yesterday were selling litres of Irish coffee liqueur for a tenner but they were past their sell by date.

Never the less I bought 50 bottles to sell at a marked up price in Camden market and got done by trading standards.

My trial comes up next month at the Old Bailey's.

 

[Sam101]

I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.





I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.

 

[Sam101]

What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

One's an elephant.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Lavinda Past]

The self depreciation society is taking applications for new members.

I've already put myself down.

 

[Lavinda Past]

My mathematician ex girlfriend was obsessed with discovering the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now...

 

[citizen_maine]

The self depreciation society is taking applications for new members.

I've already put myself down.

Deprecation...not to put you down further :-)

 

[Lavinda Past]