Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT?

That's the one................

 

[lawton mellor]

I've got a new job working in a life jacket factory.

The pay isn't great but it's helping me to keep my head above water.

Keep an eye on inflation.

 

[Sam101]

A new dog-free instant meal has gone on sale in South Korea.



It's called Not Poodle.

 

[KS55]

Deprecation...not to put you down further :-)

The depreciation society is looking for people whose value is going down.

 

[Sam101]

I was horrified at the results when I did a Google image search for Gary Oldman .



Then I realised I had left the r out of his name.

 

[Sam101]

My wife has left me for the milkman!



Seeing them drive away together on his milk float was the worst two hours of my life.