Tuearts right boot
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That's the one................
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lawton mellor
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Keep an eye on inflation.I've got a new job working in a life jacket factory.
The pay isn't great but it's helping me to keep my head above water.
The depreciation society is looking for people whose value is going down.Deprecation...not to put you down further :-)
Lavinda Past
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The depreciation society is looking for people whose value is going down.
This would be a great post on the post match thread today...
Lavinda Past
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I'm taking part in a charity fork lift event tomorrow.
I'm hoping to raise loads.
I'm hoping to raise loads.
balotellishaircut
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Yesterday I fell through a glass roof window at a French bakery.
I’m in a world of pain.
I’m in a world of pain.
Lavinda Past
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Old but still funny... Genuine Thomas Cook holiday complaints... Enjoy!
"They shouldn't allow topless on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband, who just wanted to relax."
"While on vacation in Goa, India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
"We went on vacation to Spain and had trouble with the taxi drivers because they were all Spanish."
"We booked a trip to a water park, but no one told us we had to bring our own bathing suits and towels. We thought they were included in the price."
"The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything up when we got back to our room."
"We found out that the sand was not what was shown in the brochure. The brochure said the sand was white, but in reality it was more yellow."
"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoon. I often needed to buy something during the 'siesta'—this should be banned."
"No one told us there would be fish in the water. The kids got scared."
"Even though the brochure said the kitchen was fully equipped, there was no egg slicer in the drawers."
"I think the brochure should state that the local shop does not sell real cookies like custard creams or ginger nuts."
"The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we couldn't read the local guidebook on the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we missed out on a lot of things that would have made our vacation more fun."
"It took us nine hours to fly from Jamaica to England. It took Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
"I compared our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom suites, and ours was significantly smaller."
"The brochure said, 'No hairdressers on the resort.' We are apprentice hairdressers and we think they knew this and made us wait longer for the service."
"When we were in Spain, there were too many Spaniards. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us there would be so many foreigners."
"We had to queue outside to get the boat, and there was no air conditioning."
"It is your duty as a tour operator to warn us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
"I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
"My fiancé and I requested separate beds when we booked, but they put us in a room with a double bed. We are now holding you responsible and demanding a refund because I got pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room we booked."
"They shouldn't allow topless on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband, who just wanted to relax."
"While on vacation in Goa, India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
"We went on vacation to Spain and had trouble with the taxi drivers because they were all Spanish."
"We booked a trip to a water park, but no one told us we had to bring our own bathing suits and towels. We thought they were included in the price."
"The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything up when we got back to our room."
"We found out that the sand was not what was shown in the brochure. The brochure said the sand was white, but in reality it was more yellow."
"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoon. I often needed to buy something during the 'siesta'—this should be banned."
"No one told us there would be fish in the water. The kids got scared."
"Even though the brochure said the kitchen was fully equipped, there was no egg slicer in the drawers."
"I think the brochure should state that the local shop does not sell real cookies like custard creams or ginger nuts."
"The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we couldn't read the local guidebook on the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we missed out on a lot of things that would have made our vacation more fun."
"It took us nine hours to fly from Jamaica to England. It took Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
"I compared our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom suites, and ours was significantly smaller."
"The brochure said, 'No hairdressers on the resort.' We are apprentice hairdressers and we think they knew this and made us wait longer for the service."
"When we were in Spain, there were too many Spaniards. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us there would be so many foreigners."
"We had to queue outside to get the boat, and there was no air conditioning."
"It is your duty as a tour operator to warn us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
"I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
"My fiancé and I requested separate beds when we booked, but they put us in a room with a double bed. We are now holding you responsible and demanding a refund because I got pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room we booked."