Joke thread

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Took a girl out last night with eczema she had a cracking pair of tits

lol! Has she got chapped lips as well?

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Where the fuck are you copying these stories from foetus and why haven't the mods banned you from this thread yet?

this.

Lever doesn't rhyme with never.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Where the fuck are you copying these stories from foetus and why haven't the mods banned you from this thread yet?

this.

Lever doesn't rhyme with never.

That's how the septics pronounce it isn't it?

 

[BlueHammer85]

All hail the genius that is foetus!!

Brilliant!

i regret reading that.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Is it really true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny's myths?

 

[foetus]

Where the fuck are you copying these stories from foetus and why haven't the mods banned you from this thread yet?

this.

Lever doesn't rhyme with never.

That's how the septics pronounce it isn't it?

Everyone's a critic! :(

And yes, I apologise for the Americanisation of the joke.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Is it really true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny's myths?

That is about the length of joke I like any longer and I give up - not reading the epic on the previous pages just too taxing

 

[Anonymous]

I'm clubbing together to hire a hit man for futeus and to buy 5 minutes of my life back

Anyone with me ??

5 minutes? Fucking hell you read fast!

 

[kinkladz-ade]

Im nicking all the one liners for my twitter

 

[TangerineSteve17]

I asked my friend "What's your favourite flavour of crisps?"
He said "Sage and Onion"
I said "Genonion."