Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

Some people are unaware that recently deceased Duncan 'Chase me' Norvelle was a straight man.

He certainly wasn't a funny one.

 

[Skr1975]

 

[Lavinda Past]

What has no legs in the morning, then 1 leg, then 3 legs, then 1 leg, then 3 legs, then 2 legs in the afternoon, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 3 legs that night, then 4 legs the next day?



An IKEA coffee table.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I just finished reading a book, “How to swim across The English Channel from Dover”.

By Francis Near.

 

[bluethrunthru]

not a joke but very funny

 

[Vienna_70]

I just finished reading a book, “How to swim across The English Channel from Dover”.

By Francis Near.

The Broken Window

By Eva Brick.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[ancoats]

not a joke but very funny

That's why they call him Blue Peter

 

[Zuriblue]

Waiter: Today there’s badger soup, followed by roast badger and then badger mousse.
Me: Isn’t there anything other than badger?
Waiter: No, sir, it’s a sett menu.

 

[KS55]

Waiter: Today there’s badger soup, followed by roast badger and then badger mousse.
Me: Isn’t there anything other than badger?
Waiter: No, sir, it’s a sett menu.

Commits suicide.