Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

My mate was given an appointment to see a young lady psychiatrist.

He said, "I think I might be a sexaholic. I just can't get enough"

The psychiatrist said, "I'll do whatever I can do to help you. My fee is £80 an hour."

My mate says, "How much for all night?"

 

[Lavinda Past]

I've just heard that an old mate of mine has moved back into the Greater Manchester area, and is working as a drag artist.

Apparently, he's got a Wigan address.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I looked out of my window last night and saw a copy of the Canterbury Tales floating in the sky.

It was a flying Chaucer


I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...

Feefiphobia.


I used to have a job window cleaning, but after a number of complaints about the standard of my work, I was sacked.
I think it was a smear campaign.


Apparently, everyone in Iran is scared of spiders.
But in Iraq, no phobia.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[fulabeer]

 

[Sam101]