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kippaxneil
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I can't believe how rude the people are on the Suppository Helpline.
Lavinda Past
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If you’ve had two successful skydiving experiences, maybe it’s best not to try for a thud…
Just had a terrible nightmare I was trapped in a snow globe.
I'm ok though. Just a bit shaken up
I used to have a chauffeur living under my bed.
He drove me potty
Moonlighting as a taxi driver, I've got a pick-up on the 24th Dec from 221b Baker Street.
Looks like I'll be driving Holmes for Christmas..
My doctor is currently standing in the middle of the road shouting "Bungalow! Victorian terrace! Three bedroomed semi! Maisonette!"
He must be doing house calls.
They mocked me when I told them one day I would learn the secret of invisibility.
If only they could see me now
I found an old return ticket in my coat pocket.
That took me back.
I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kiplings.
I must say, they're exceedingly good fakes
I want to watch the film The Invisible Man.
I haven't seen it yet
A lorry carrying funfair dodgems has shed its load on the M6.
It's bumper to bumper out there.
The M25 is blocked after a lorry shed its load of writing paper and envelopes...
Traffic is currently stationary.
Someone asked me the other day how I felt after winning "Kleptomaniac of the Year."
I said, "I had to pinch myself."
Maid Marian divorced Robin Hood after she had heard he was riding Trudie Glenn
I'm going to share a video shortly about people who perform their own dentistry.
It's quite bad, so brace yourselves.
I've just tried to call Boots to complain about the shortage of toothpaste in-store
I couldn't get any Signal
Just had a terrible nightmare I was trapped in a snow globe.
I'm ok though. Just a bit shaken up
I used to have a chauffeur living under my bed.
He drove me potty
Moonlighting as a taxi driver, I've got a pick-up on the 24th Dec from 221b Baker Street.
Looks like I'll be driving Holmes for Christmas..
My doctor is currently standing in the middle of the road shouting "Bungalow! Victorian terrace! Three bedroomed semi! Maisonette!"
He must be doing house calls.
They mocked me when I told them one day I would learn the secret of invisibility.
If only they could see me now
I found an old return ticket in my coat pocket.
That took me back.
I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kiplings.
I must say, they're exceedingly good fakes
I want to watch the film The Invisible Man.
I haven't seen it yet
A lorry carrying funfair dodgems has shed its load on the M6.
It's bumper to bumper out there.
The M25 is blocked after a lorry shed its load of writing paper and envelopes...
Traffic is currently stationary.
Someone asked me the other day how I felt after winning "Kleptomaniac of the Year."
I said, "I had to pinch myself."
Maid Marian divorced Robin Hood after she had heard he was riding Trudie Glenn
I'm going to share a video shortly about people who perform their own dentistry.
It's quite bad, so brace yourselves.
I've just tried to call Boots to complain about the shortage of toothpaste in-store
I couldn't get any Signal
Lavinda Past
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Where did Jimmy go after stepping onto the minefield?
Everywhere.
I know it's a little dark.
BUT
It got really bright for a few seconds
Everywhere.
I know it's a little dark.
BUT
It got really bright for a few seconds
Lavinda Past
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Scientists have discovered what's believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet
More on this story as it unfolds.
More on this story as it unfolds.
Lavinda Past
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My mate has just entered a Shakespeare based freestyle wrestling tournament
No Holds Bard
No Holds Bard
Lavinda Past
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My tutor at art college tried to discourage me from making a bust in iron,
but I decided to forge a head anyway.
but I decided to forge a head anyway.