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How many Beetles can you get in a car?
6
Two in the front, two in the back and John + George in the ash tray
6
Two in the front, two in the back and John + George in the ash tray
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aguero93:20
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I always heard that one told as "what do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?"Mad Eyed Screamer said:What do you call a deaf elephant?
Call it what you want, it wont hear you?
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Two goldfish in a bowl, how do you know the one in front is called Bob..?
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What's red, black and white and can't run around corners?
A nun with a javelin through her head.
A nun with a javelin through her head.
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But there was only four of them.Mad Eyed Screamer said:How many Beetles can you get in a car?
6
Two in the front, two in the back and John + George in the ash tray
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And they weren't Beetles, they were Beatles. Bloody Yanks. ;)Pelly Greeny said:But there was only four of them.Mad Eyed Screamer said:How many Beetles can you get in a car?
6
Two in the front, two in the back and John + George in the ash tray
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aguero93:20 said:What's red, black and white and hates Wombles?
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aguero93:20
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Tut tut. Mickey Mouse FC have no right to that moniker.talkativesprout said:aguero93:20 said:What's red, black and white and hates Wombles?
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My apologies lets get back to so serious comedyaguero93:20 said:Tut tut. Mickey Mouse FC have no right to that moniker.talkativesprout said:aguero93:20 said:What's red, black and white and hates Wombles?
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How does a dog feel the day after a piss up?
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When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut.
"Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear."
The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that."
The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"
"Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear."
The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that."
The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"