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Joke thread
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sir baconface
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foetus said:I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived!
I've seen that one before....
...said the post lady.
jimharri
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During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"
MCC
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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?
Tenish.
(Best said in a Dutch accent)
Tenish.
(Best said in a Dutch accent)
Bill
Moderator
MCC said:What time does Andy Murray go to bed?
Tenish.
(Best said in a Dutch accent)
thanks steve.
Alex the Blue
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The police came to my front door holding a picture of my wife.
They said "is this your wife sir?"
Shocked "I answered yes"
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus"
I said, "I know but she has a lovely personality"
They said "is this your wife sir?"
Shocked "I answered yes"
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus"
I said, "I know but she has a lovely personality"
jamie woods
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I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"
I said, "£100 and it's yours."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"
I said, "£100 and it's yours."
jamie woods
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Mickey's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Mickey replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you know how to flatter me!" she purred.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Mickey interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
Looking over her carefully, Mickey replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you know how to flatter me!" she purred.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Mickey interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
Squelch
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Fox TV has just announced that they've banned Paul McCartney's "Mullah Kintyre" on religious grounds.
the-ecstacy-of-eight
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Sky Sports have got the rights to air the world origami championships; the bad news is that it's on pay-per-view