Joke thread

[tshirtman]

I fucking hate living on a council estate, there's always some noisy **** keeping you awake at all hours of the afternoon! !!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

An Essex girl is involve in a car crash.
"I fink I have concussion" she cries.
"How many fingers have I got up?" Asks the paramedic.
The girl replies "Oh no my fanny is paralysed too!"

 

[LWashington]

Breaking News : The man who licked out the woman with the world's most infected labia has caught more than a dozen deadly diseases.

I have the feeling it really could beef curtains for him.

 

[Uwe Already]

My friends butler has no left arm, serves him right.

He can dish it out, but he can't take it...

 

[Joe CurryGan]

At least the grave diggers for Lemmy will know which spade to use ........

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

At least the grave diggers for Lemmy will know which spade to use ........

That's an ace joke

 

[maccieblue]

That's an ace joke

That reply is a but overkill

 

[taleofbluehalves]

After a long debate about circumcision, I came to the conclusion that it was no skin off my nose.

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

What do you call a dog with no legs?.... Cigarette because every day you take it for a drag!;))

 

[yeseye]

I got a call off the police today telling me my wife had been involved in a car accident.

"Is she okay?" I asked, worriedly.

"Well, she does have a couple of big bumps and a very large gash." he replied.

"I know that, but is she injured in any way?"