Joke thread

[bluebaja]

Hooker?

Very good !

 

[BELLENDER]

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

 

[BELLENDER]

Warning!!!
Paid a local carpenter up front to make me a bespoke double bed, he's only gone and done a bunk.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Whats got 200 legs and 3 teeth?

The Primark queue!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Gay couple.
Charles Fitzpatrick and
Patrick Fitzcharles

I used to know a Gerald Fitzpatrick and his friend.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I used to know a Gerald Fitzpatrick and his friend.

Is he related to Charles?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is he related to Charles?

Cousin, twice removed but not arrested.

 

[ray21]

A or B

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Just found out who's been stealing my beetroot... I caught them red handed!

 

[Uwe Already]

It’s an oldie but...

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

Just found out who's been stealing my beetroot... I caught them red handed!

Pulling crackers already ?

 

[Zubrman]

Pulling crackers already ?

Certainly not posting any.

 

[Bill Walker]

Certainly not posting any.

Must be pulling something else..

 

[Bill Walker]

Tampax have announced they will be replacing the string on their tampons with tinsel, This is for the Christmas period only..

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Tampax have announced they will be replacing the string on their tampons with tinsel, This is for the Christmas period only..

Did that one last year

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Did that one last year

It's a cycle

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

It's a cycle

Comes up every month about this time.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Comes up every month about this time.

PMS L

 

[Bill Walker]

My wife asked me "have you seen the cat bowl" ?

I said "I didn't even know he could play cricket".