Joke thread

[Dicko69]

 

[Vienna_70]

When asked which is England's second city,

People from Birmingham said Birmingham
People from Liverpool said Liverpool
People from Manchester said London!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I’ve just bought an ABBA toilet... What a loo!

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

I’ve just bought an ABBA toilet... What a loo!

Does Your Mother Know...what crap jokes you post?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Does Your Mother Know...what crap jokes you post?

Gimme (gimme gimme) a break

 

[sir baconface]

Gimme (gimme gimme) a break

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Does Your Mother Know...what crap jokes you post?

Does your mum know you’re a blue named after the rag’s most successful manager?

 

[knuckles]

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do.

Did it cost a lot of money, money, money?

 

[Vienna_70]

Does Your Mother Know...what crap jokes you post?

Mamma Mia!

 

[knuckles]

Mamma Mia!

Don't get excited Angel Eyes!

 

[mat]

Don't get excited Angel Eyes!

Aye aye.

What's the name of the game?

 

[knuckles]

Aye aye.

What's the name of the game?

We agreed the name, the day before you came!

 

[LWashington]

Crickey, one crap ABBA joke and he's Under Attack.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Crickey, one crap ABBA joke and he's Under Attack.

Watch Out

 

[LWashington]

Aye aye.

What's the name of the game?

For One Of Us to find a decent ABBA pun.

 

[knuckles]

For One Of Us to find a decent ABBA pun.

Who ever finds a decent ABBA pun will be a Super Trouper

 

[LWashington]

Watch Out

I've not heard of that one, was it a B-side ?

 

[jimharri]

Who ever finds a decent ABBA pun will be a Super Trouper

That's me.

 

[mat]

That's me.

Tiger