jimharri
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I've got a Blur alarm clock, so I always wake up listening to Park Life, except on Wednesdays when I rudely get awakened by the dustmen....
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Sir peace frog
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I sold my guitar to a bloke with no arms recently. I asked him how it was going to work, he replied, 'I'm going to play it by ear'."
taleofbluehalves
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Why can't chickens cross the road without having their motives questioned?
staffs_blue
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2 parrots on a perch. One says to the other "can you smell fish?''
2 fish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this then?"
2 fish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this then?"
Gabriel
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I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
Brightwell’s left peg
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BrilliantI have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
taleofbluehalves
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Don't forget it's the AGM of the weak bladder association tonight. If you can't make it just give us a tinkle...
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;)Don't forget it's the AGM of the weak bladder association tonight. If you can't make it just give us a tinkle...
BlueS
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Biggish
Biggish who?
Get a job
Who's there?
Biggish
Biggish who?
Get a job