Joke thread

[knuckles]

That's me.

So then, are you One of Us ????

 

[jimharri]

So then, are you One of Us ????

No;I'm just a marionette.

 

[Vienna_70]

Don't get excited Angel Eyes!

Are you after Money, Money, Money!?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I've not heard of that one, was it a B-side ?

Fuck knows I have to Google Abba songs!

 

[Vienna_70]

So then, are you One of Us ????

He thinks he’s Fernando!

 

[mat]

He thinks he’s Fernando!

Nah, he's a lovelight.

 

[Vienna_70]

Nah, he's a lovelight.

SOS!

 

[jimharri]

Fuck knows I have to Google Abba songs!

Heretic.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Heretic.

Didn’t see that one

 

[knuckles]

SOS!

Its OK Honey Honey, no need to get excited!

 

[mat]

SOS!

Why did it have to be me?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Why did the baker have brown fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo!

 

[knuckles]

No;I'm just a marionette.

Does your mother know?

 

[SWPISHOME]

 

[Vienna_70]

Why did it have to be me?

'Cos you’re a Dancing Queen!

 

[mat]

'Cos you’re a Dancing Queen!

If it wasn't for the night's

 

[chris63]

Can you here the drums Firnandinho?

 

[dickie davies]

'Cos you’re a Dancing Queen!

Hahaha, I was waiting the 'Arrival ' of that one

 

[Stuuuuuu]

He needs new glasses as well, as the clock says it's 5:25.

 

[balotellishaircut]

My wife said “ I bet you can’t go a day without making a joke about my periods”

I replied “ ok your on”