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Remember this well as a regular weapon in my history teachers arsenal........this or chalk would be rifled across the classroom towards those talking or not paying attention.

Never thought it an issue at the time, but he'd be fired on the spot these days.

He even had a hand grenade in his cupboard that came out on occasions.
 

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Slipper One said:
Remember this well as a regular weapon in my history teachers arsenal........this or chalk would be rifled across the classroom towards those talking or not paying attention.

Never thought it an issue at the time, but he'd be fired on the spot these days.

He even had a hand grenade in his cupboard that came out on occasions.
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They actually used to throw these fucking things at the kids, surprised they didn't kill anyone.
 
goalmole said:
They actually used to throw these fucking things at the kids, surprised they didn't kill anyone.
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They didn't kill anybody because they were too bloody accurate.

It was a favourite teaching aid in many schools of my day. The slipper was often at hand and the cane was reserved for the headmasters 'sharing' for offences deemed more serious.

Taught you to pay attention and you respected your teachers. I've never come across anybody who suffered as a consequence. We didn't have cell phones in those days, but if we did, then they wouldn't have got as far as the classroom. :)
 
Stayed at a top London Hotel yesterday and they had a few crazy golf holes on the roof terrace.
We were Putting on the Ritz. - I'll get my coat!
 
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