Joke thread

[oakiecokie]

Not difficult.

Not wrong there Jimbo.

 

[jimharri]

Not wrong there Jimbo.

Go on then; put up, or shut up.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Parsley?

Yesh, Missh Moneypenny.

It was explained to me but I thought


Nah, can't be.

 

[oakiecokie]

Go on then; put up, or shut up.

??

 

[jimharri]

??

Seeing as my joke didn't pass muster, over to you now. Give us a joke, there's a good fella.

 

[oakiecokie]

Seeing as my joke didn't pass muster, over to you now. Give us a joke, there's a good fella.

To whom did it not pass muster ? Me ? If so then you`ve not understood my compliment to your good self.

 

[hammocity]

A woman went to see a Doctor about the green rash she had on her thighs, the quack asked her if her boyfriend was a Gypsey, she replied “yes, how do you know?” Doc, “tell him his earrings are not real gold”

 

[jimharri]

To whom did it not pass muster ? Me ? If so then you`ve not understood my compliment to your good self.

Thats even funnier than the original joke.

Not difficult.

Not wrong there Jimbo.

Compliment? Thank fuck you weren't having a pop then, eh?

;-)

 

[Kennedy_probably_has]

What is Tyrion Lannister’s favourite 90s sitcom?

 

[aguero93:20]

What is Tyrion Lannister’s favourite 90s sitcom?

Growing pains?