Joke thread

[dobingsdobber]

I've even tried doing it in a Chinese accent.

Try it in Aramaic while wearing one brown shoe and one welly.
Worked for me.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Try it in Aramaic while wearing one brown shoe and one welly.
Worked for me.

Welly on left or right foot?

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[dobingsdobber]

Welly on left or right foot?

I would suggest rotation on alternate days or,if you are really blessed,stick it on yer willy.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Stuuuuuu]

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They've attached the bracket the wrong way round.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

They've attached the bracket the wrong way round.

True, but I think that's been blutacked on for comical purposes only

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Ray Sism here from Northernden, I have been struggling to get a game of football lately.

 

[Keep the Faith]

topical

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[KS55]

Ray Sism here from Northernden, I have been struggling to get a game of football lately.

Nobody selects a man who can't spell his own location.

 

[KS55]

On the canal near where I live there is a collection of about 30 houseboats which are permanently inhabited. The local authority has provided a refuse collection service via a barge which calls at the boats once a fortnight. The guy who mans the barge is a pal of mine and he invited me one day to accompany him as his assistant. As we reached the houseboats, the residents greeted him warmly and I noticed that they had a nickname for him which was "Curry".
Having a pint afterwards I asked him why they called him "Curry."
""Well", he said "Thats because I am the bin day bargee."

 

[Bill Walker]

I was eating some chocolates and trying to guess what was inside the centre of them.

Coconut, I thought, as I bit into the first one...it was Orange.

Next up, coffee, I thought, I was wrong it was peanut.

Surely my third attempt at guessing would prove victorious.

Toffee, I thought.... I was wrong, it was coffee.

I was wrong on so many Revels....

 

[goalmole]

I was eating some chocolates and trying to guess what was inside the centre of them.

Coconut, I thought, as I bit into the first one...it was Orange.

Next up, coffee, I thought, I was wrong it was peanut.

Surely my third attempt at guessing would prove victorious.

Toffee, I thought.... I was wrong, it was coffee.

I was wrong on so many Revels....

Are you Chinese, by any chance?

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I was eating some chocolates and trying to guess what was inside the centre of them.

Coconut, I thought, as I bit into the first one...it was Orange.

Next up, coffee, I thought, I was wrong it was peanut.

Surely my third attempt at guessing would prove victorious.

Toffee, I thought.... I was wrong, it was coffee.

I was wrong on so many Revels....

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