Joke thread

[Stuuuuuu]

What is Tyrion Lannister’s favourite 90s sitcom?

I don't know; what is Tyrion Lannister’s favourite 90s sitcom?

 

[Blue_eyes]

Three wives are having their weekly get together, have you got any secret pet names for your husbands says one. Yes says another, I call my Dave elephant because he never forgets, well says the second wife, I call my John marshmallow because hes a real softy, The third wife says I call my Angus drambuie......... isnt that a damn fine Scottish liquor, ask the other two............yep smiles the third.

 

[hammocity]

Three wives are having their weekly get together, have you got any secret pet names for your husbands says one. Yes says another, I call my Dave elephant because he never forgets, well says the second wife, I call my John marshmallow because hes a real softy, The third wife says I call my Angus drambuie......... isnt that a damn fine Scottish liquor, ask the other two............yep smiles the third.

Three couples having afternoon tea, first wife, pass me the sugar, sugar, second one, pass me the honey, honey, me to Mrs H, pass me the milk you fat cow.

 

[Kennedy_probably_has]

I don't know; what is Tyrion Lannister’s favourite 90s sitcom?

2.4 Children

 

[Grassland Blue]

I was walking down the street minding my own business when someone threw a lump of cheese and a bottle of milk at me.
How very dairy!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

What's E.T. short for?....










...he's only got little legs.

 

[Dicko69]

This one from the daily star

Harry maguire snubbed a £278k per week deal from man City to join man utd

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

His tit went blue?

Levi t-shirt 'innit......

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fixed

Now substitute 'a Frenchman' for Thierry and drop the bit bit about sandals..........

That seems to hit the right note ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Compliment? Thank fuck you weren't having a pop then, eh?

;-)

Thought I'd take the heat off you ;-)

Ahem.....

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

A thank you - here all week folks