Joke thread

[lefty goldblatt]

Any more of those piss poor Diamond song gags, and you'll end up a solitary man.

Fair enough.
Just don't take the piss out of his output.
How would you have a song sung, Blue?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Fair enough.
Just don't take the piss out of his output.
How would you have a song sung, Blue?

Not sure if I know one

 

[crazyg]

Not sure if I know one

Everybody knows one!

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Everybody knows one!

Haha; top punning their Crazy

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[blue44]

 

[Mancini Manus Domini]

 

[East Level 2]

Any more of those piss poor Diamond song gags, and you'll end up a solitary man.

The GPC is a Neil Diamond fan - Red, red whine.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Bill Walker]

I was with my partner and we were sat at the table having Dinner.
Suddenly she drops a bit of Tomato Sauce down her White Blouse and moans "Oh no, I look like a Pig"
I nodded and said "yeah, and you've dropped Tomato Sauce on your Top."

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I was walking towards this disheveled looking bloke. He was wearing dirty clothes with holes in them, straggly beard, missing teeth, wild hair, and he had a bottle of White Lightening next to him.

I baulked at the stench of urine, and as I drew level with him, he picked up and strummed a guitar and sang
"When I was young, life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical"

I said "that was Supertramp"

"Thanks very much", he replied

 

[Zuriblue]