Sam Armstrong
Well-Known Member
It’s just a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar. However, it’s a 55 minute walk from the bar back to my house.
The difference is staggering!!
The difference is staggering!!
Possibly the worst effort on the thread.I was gutted to lose my job at the Pepsi factory... I tested positive for Coke!
I think I've lost that honour now.Possibly the worst effort on the thread.
Bollocks. There’s been worse since your post.Possibly the worst effort on the thread.
Bollocks. There’s been worse since your post.
She gave you a tenner for beer and you had a beer. How did you have a tenner to spend on brass?Went to the shops yesterday and got bored traipsing around the shops with my wife. She felt sorry for me, so she gave me £10 and told me to go for a drink and meet her at the bus stop in an hour.
I had my drink, then went for a stroll around town but somehow found myself in the red light district. Being curious I, asked one of the girls; "How much"?
The girl replied, "£90 for all the way, £60 for oral or £30 for a handjob."
I told her I only had £10.
She said, “Sorry love, but you won't get much for a tenner."
So I shrugged my shoulders and continued on my way making my way back to meet my wife. While we were sitting together waiting for the bus, the same working girl I spoke to earlier passes by on the other side of the road and recognised me.
She shouts over to me..
"See, I told ya, you wouldn't get much for a tenner"...