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RadcliffeRick
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Please ban him. Please please!!I could tell you. But then I'd have to either kill you or ban you.
BimboBob
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Please ban him. Please please!!
Sssh you.
DrBlueBob
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Please ban him. Please please!!
You prefer the other option?!Sssh you.
ColinBellsjockstrap
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Man... "What's the difference between a penis and a leg of chicken?"
Girl... "I don't know"
Man... "Do you want to come on a picnic?"
Bernard Manning 1977
Girl... "I don't know"
Man... "Do you want to come on a picnic?"
Bernard Manning 1977
peoffrey
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I see this thread has a comedy duo now. Must be Little and Large.
Why were they called Little and Large?
Fred_Quimby
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Why were they called Little and Large?
From what I hear they are Little and Little.
Sam Armstrong
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Up until this morning, I worked as part of a firework display team but, unfortunately, I accidently set some off in the wrong sequence. They sacked me on the spot ... personally I just think it's bang out of order!!
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Wife to her Accountant husband:
what is inflation?
Husband:
Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are
48-40-48.
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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what is inflation?
Husband:
Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are
48-40-48.
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
----------------------------
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
----------------------------
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
----------------------------
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
----------------------------