Joke thread

[jimharri]

She gave you a tenner for beer and you had a beer. How did you have a tenner to spend on brass?

Fair point. Now, with my new powers, I could have edited my post, and your one quoting mine. But I won't. I'll just have to learn to be more careful copying and pasting in future.

 

[BimboBob]

Fair point. Now, with my new powers, I could have edited my post, and your one quoting mine. But I won't. I'll just have to learn to be more careful copying and pasting in future.

I've saved it now so I can haunt you with it in a year's time. I say a year but we both know you won't last that long. You'll have seen your arse by then

 

[sir baconface]

She gave you a tenner for beer and you had a beer. How did you have a tenner to spend on brass?

Because he already had £4 in his pocket?
Or someone bought him a drink?
Or he was blagging the brass?

Read it carefully. Nowhere does it say he bought a drink out of his wife’s’ tenner.


(You owe me a pint @jimharri.)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Because he already had £4 in his pocket?
Or someone bought him a drink?
Or he was blagging the brass?

Read it carefully. Nowhere does it say he bought a drink out of his wife’s’ tenner.


(You owe me a pint @jimharri.)

He never said beer. He could’ve had a free tap water.

 

[jimharri]

Because he already had £4 in his pocket?
Or someone bought him a drink?
Or he was blagging the brass?

Read it carefully. Nowhere does it say he bought a drink out of his wife’s’ tenner.


(You owe me a pint @jimharri.)

He never said beer. He could’ve had a free tap water.

I like you two; you can both stay. The other fella? Hmm.

 

[Indaparkside]

He never said beer. He could’ve had a free tap water.

Given to him by a leeds supporting barman

 

[manclad]

The 3 things that go through a brides mind as she prepares to marry.
Aisle
Altar
Hymn

 

[mikemcfc]

The 3 things that go through a brides mind as she prepares to marry.
Aisle
Altar
Hymn

the loophole in the prenup.
get everything
and everything else.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I went out with my wife to a fancy restaurant last night and she kept insisting on paying for the meal... I said, "Don't be stupid, we're half way down the road now. Just keep fucking running!"

 

[BimboBob]

I like you two; you can both stay. The other fella? Hmm.

Who made you a mod!