Joke thread

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Calling @Barcon for expert opinion/advice.

Quit fawning over his so-called credentials. He only knows Moose, and besides, it’s not like he shoved his dick in it, is it?

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

I don't roeally fallow all these jokes about deer

 

[Barcon]

Quit fawning over his so-called credentials. He only knows Moose, and besides, it’s not like he shoved his dick in it, is it?

I'll take the fifth.

 

[Barcon]

Calling @Barcon for expert opinion/advice.

Cleanup on aisle five. @idahoblues

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

What do you call a blind stag with no legs?

Still no idea.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

I need your advice. I’ve just been offered eight venison legs for £40. Do you think that’s two deer ?

Oh dear. That's terrible.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

What do you call a blind stag with no legs and no dick?

Still no fucking idea.

 

[KS55]

I don't roeally fallow all these jokes about deer

Well, go bok and read them again.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I don't roeally fallow all these jokes about deer

You haven't got the hart

 

[idahoblues]

Cleanup on aisle five. @idahoblues

You're on your own there