Joke thread

[Sam Armstrong]

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.

With hindsight, I probably should've stopped when I got to her!!

 

[Sam Armstrong]

She did get her own back though ...

She told me she'd slept with seven people before we met.

I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late!!!

 

[imrebanana]

I need your advice. I’ve just been offered eight venison legs for £40. Do you think that’s two deer ?

 

[sir baconface]

I need your advice. I’ve just been offered eight venison legs for £40. Do you think that’s two deer ?

Possibly antelope meat. Or elk.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Possibly antelope meat. Or elk.

You`re having a giraffe.

 

[crazyg]

I need your advice. I’ve just been offered eight venison legs for £40. Do you think that’s two deer ?

Possibly antelope meat. Or elk.

You`re having a giraffe.

Calling @Barcon for expert opinion/advice.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Possibly antelope meat. Or elk.

I'm gnu report you

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

What do you call a blind stag?

No idea.

 

[LWashington]

I need your advice. I’ve just been offered eight venison legs for £40. Do you think that’s two deer ?

Possibly antelope meat. Or elk.

You`re having a giraffe.

Just someone looking to make a quick buck.

 

[KS55]

Just someone looking to make a quick buck.

I'm staggered.