Joke thread

[manclad]

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Wanking - Dance Hall Days !!!

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Two sheep walk into a baaaaaaa!

Took the piss out of the Landlord at the local, I said he looked like a sheep. The bastard baahed me.

 

[BackofJeanette]

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Clever

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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[blue44]

 

[nw42]

The Beastie Boys have brought out a 5 part anthology.
The first four parts, A B C and D are free; but you have to fight for your right to part E.

 

[manclad]

The Beastie Boys have brought out a 5 part anthology.
The first four parts, A B C and D are free; but you have to fight for your right to part E.

You'll be getting "No sleep till Brooklyn" with a joke like that !!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The Beastie Boys have brought out a 5 part anthology.
The first four parts, A B C and D are free; but you have to fight for your right to part E.

Its price will be Intergalactic.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I only went to bring the milk in

 

[Barcon]

I only went to bring the milk in

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Reminds me of the game the wife and I play when we're in the Carribean.
"Which part of the U.K is he from"?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Keep the Faith]

Calling Mr Keane, Mr Roy Keane

 

[balotellishaircut]

I said to the wife that I’d heard our postman had slept with every woman on our street apart from one

The missus replied “ I bet it’s that stuck up cow at number 52 you know”

 

[balotellishaircut]

Two cheese delivery trucks have crashed on the M6

Da Brie is everywhere

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[blue44]