Joke thread

[Stuuuuuu]

It's not in the least bit funny.

Well I laughed, and others did. Therefore, it is funny.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Well I laughed, and others did. Therefore, it is funny.

I laughed and so did my wife.

 

[mat]

Anyone got any jokes?

The United Thread is piss funny.

 

[mat]

Can we get back to this being a joke thread??

I thought they were parodying a monty python sketch if honest called which God is the bigger bastard?

 

[roman totale]

Here’s a great joke where Jesus is a hero

 

[oakiecokie]

Yes

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Hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I seriously LOL at that Blue44

 

[Blue Mist]

Yes it is.

Each to their own I suppose. I'm not talking about it being Jesus, it's shit photo shopping and a shit joke.

 

[Blue Mist]

Isn't that the whole point of going?

You get free wine and crisps

 

[bluebc]

 

[East Level 2]

Anybody else want to now see the Jesus joke?

It will only make you cross.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

So which religions have you been online and actively taken the piss out of then?

Every and all. I’ve been a big contributor to the religion threads on this site and have openly said that all Abrahamic religions are bollocks and plagiarisms of older religious traditions, and the term “religion” should be changed to “mythology” to all of them. Greek mythology, Norse mythology, Abrahamic mythology… Zeus, Thor, Moses Jesus and Mohammad, Krishna, Buddha, Peugeot the cave lion god… none of it ever happened, no god spoke to any of them… all should be as fair game as each other for criticism and piss taking.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Every and all. I’ve been a big contributor to the religion threads on this site and have openly said that all Abrahamic religions are bollocks and plagiarisms of older religious traditions, and the term “religion” should be changed to “mythology” to all of them. Greek mythology, Norse mythology, Abrahamic mythology… Zeus, Thor, Moses Jesus and Mohammad, Krishna, Buddha, Peugeot the cave lion god… none of it ever happened, no god spoke to any of them… all should be as fair game as each other for criticism and piss taking.

Fair enough then, you crack on.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Every and all. I’ve been a big contributor to the religion threads on this site and have openly said that all Abrahamic religions are bollocks and plagiarisms of older religious traditions, and the term “religion” should be changed to “mythology” to all of them. Greek mythology, Norse mythology, Abrahamic mythology… Zeus, Thor, Moses Jesus and Mohammad, Krishna, Buddha, Peugeot the cave lion god… none of it ever happened, no god spoke to any of them… all should be as fair game as each other for criticism and piss taking.

You're a scientologist arent you?

 

[bluemanchester]

Every and all. I’ve been a big contributor to the religion threads on this site and have openly said that all Abrahamic religions are bollocks and plagiarisms of older religious traditions, and the term “religion” should be changed to “mythology” to all of them. Greek mythology, Norse mythology, Abrahamic mythology… Zeus, Thor, Moses Jesus and Mohammad, Krishna, Buddha, Peugeot the cave lion god… none of it ever happened, no god spoke to any of them… all should be as fair game as each other for criticism and piss taking.

Thank god, I'm an atheist as well;-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.

Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

 

[oakiecokie]

Religion jokes.
Never bothered Dave Allen taking the piss out of it.

 

[blue44]

 

[Zubrman]

Anybody else want to now see the Jesus joke?

It's just a joke, for Christ's sake!

 

[JRockBlues]

I was going to tell another crucifixion joke but if you're all going up in arms on the last one I don't think I'll bother.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Crucifixion is a terrible way to commit suicide. You just can't hammer the last nail in.