Joke thread

[kippax4ever]

This made me laugh....

Stand collymore likes this

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

We were at school having a 'letters' day

Teacher turned to young Jim and said 'Jimmy can you name something that begins with the letter N that you're not very good at'

Jimmy says 'Spelling'

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14

 

[Blue Mist]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14

Hell every time this joke is told the girl gets 2 years younger, if Covid lasts much longer he really will be in trouble.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 12

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Can you think of a 4-letter word, ending in UNT that describes a woman...





Of course it's AUNT

 

[TheBlueDune]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 12

It would have been Tracey 13 but he's become superstitious

 

[WestGorton]

Why do the birds fly south? It's too far to walk

 

[WestGorton]

New book out: Russian torture by I Kickabolllockov.

 

[WestGorton]

Mick and Paddy see a sign saying "Tree feller's wanted" Mick said to Paddy " If there had been another of us we'd got that job"