Joke thread

[r.soleofsalford]

Mick and Paddy see a sign saying "Tree feller's wanted" Mick said to Paddy " If there had been another of us we'd got that job"

I thought Mick said to Paddy "another 2 of us we`d of had a job.

 

[bluebc]

Www.streamable.com/5pehf

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When does the season start....

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Now there’s no football I’ve been speaking to the wife
She seems nice enough and apparently no longer works at Woolworths

 

[Sam Armstrong]

Volunteered to help the NHS out and some poor chap has died on my first day. Hoping they’ll give me a different role tomorrow as open heart surgery clearly ain’t my bag.

 

[TravisBickle]

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows to high
She looked surprised

 

[nmc]

Now there’s no football I’ve been speaking to the wife
She seems nice enough and apparently no longer works at Woolworths

You might want to ask her where she goes 4 afternoons a week?

 

[Sam Armstrong]

Whoever said “one person can't change the world” clearly never ate an undercooked bat!!

 

[Blue Mist]

When does the season start....

I don't know when does the season start ………...

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

I don't know when does the season start ………...

It never ended.