oakiecokie
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Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Now that did make me LOL.
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Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Now that did make me LOL.
kippax4ever
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a
tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet
needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife
to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up
and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing..
tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet
needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife
to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up
and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing..
Alan Harper's Tash
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An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman went to the beach.
An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman went to the pub.
Ah man, those were the days.
M
M
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Only been off work a couple of weeks and I'm starting to develop a Scouse accent.
Nellies left peg
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The country is hit by a pandemic and the nations self proclaimed favourite club decides the taxpayer should foot the bill for paying it's staff. Its the way I tell em
jimharri
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I took the shell off my pet snail, hoping it would make him move faster.
But if anything, it's made him more sluggish.
But if anything, it's made him more sluggish.
jimharri
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There was a time, way back when, that if you gave someone the clap, you were a social outcast. Now, it's bloody fashionable!
PannickAtTheDisco
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knock knock
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Go away, or at least stand well back from the door.knock knock
PannickAtTheDisco
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Go away, or at least stand well back from the door.
you're the Coronavirus for jokes...