Joke thread

[manclad]

Three degrees were on Philidelphia International .

Just sayin'

TSOP
The Sound of Philidelphia.

 

[dickie davies]

Not remotely funny.

Correct but it's laughable

 

[Bill Walker]

Just heard they've found a way to make auto fuel out of insect urine
They're going to call it B P.

 

[Bill Walker]

I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"

Obviously not a person to be trifled with!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"

Shouldn't have been flashing your meat & 2 veg at him.

 

[Zubrman]

I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"

You should have given him his marching hors d'oeuvres.

 

[paul1963]

I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"

He will get his just desserts

 

[Blue_eyes]

I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"

Throwing soup!!!.....I think thats a bollox-tail.

 

[jimharri]

Lidl will open 25 new stores this year creating 1,000 jobs.

This will include 3 new checkout operators.