Big Swifty
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Phil Jones should wear a full facemask, permanently
Natural position (in some weird dimension)= No joke.Did you hear the one about the VAR official not spotting a two handed save by a defender. Should have gone to specsavers.
they also recorded for warner bros and swan recordsThree degrees were on Philidelphia International .
Just sayin'
That's genuinely awful but I laughed nonetheless. Sadly my kind of humour.Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya,
the inventor of the starting pistol.
Whilst admittedly possessing limited knowledge of artificial vaginas, I have doubts about their potential to produce satisfactory culinary results.
I’m pretty sure it was a monkey versed in the art of blow jobs last time I heard this joke.
Natural position (in some weird dimension)= No joke.
Looking at Sterling's pen forever, VAR giving it correctly & then the studio apparently saying it wasn't, now that's a joke.
Oi, @Blue Mist; where the fuck are you?Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya,
the inventor of the starting pistol.
Not remotely funny.I find it incredible how many former pro players do not understand that it does not matter one jot if, when tackling, you touch the ball first before bringing down an opponent
If, after touching the ball (tackling), the ball is still within playing distance of his/her opponent, then it is a foul