Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

Obviously not a person to be trifled with!

You lot, making a meal out of my little joke..

 

[KS55]

Or the intellectual brother, Top Marx.

His sister, Stretch, had 10 children.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

You lot, making a meal out of my little joke..

Stick the knife in why don't you

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

His sister, Stretch, had 10 children.

Yeah, but that's nowt compared to their fashion guru cousin, Pri Marx

 

[KS55]

Yeah, but that's nowt compared to their fashion guru cousin, Pri Marx

His dad founded an employment bureau. Alf, his name was.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

His dad founded an employment bureau. Alf, his name was.

Don't forget the nephew who turned into a vampire, Bite Marx.

 

[bumbleblue]

And of course the scouse cousin No Marx

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

And the disowned uncle who was a capitalist copyright guru, Trade Marx I think his name was.

 

[Bill Walker]

Stick the knife in why don't you

Fork off

 

[mikemcfc]

Yeah, but that's nowt compared to their fashion guru cousin, Pri Marx

barely passable, half marx.