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Joke thread
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theinvisibleman
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Old Macdonald has Tourettes, ee aye, ee aye, fuck!!
BackofJeanette
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My mate walked in on me wanking to a video on his laptop. 'Grandmother fucks young stud'.
"You're sick, why are you watching that?!", he shouted.
"It was on your laptop you hypocrite", I argued, "How come you're allowed to enjoy grandma porn but I'm not?!"
"Because its YOUR fucking grandma!"
......................
My doctor just told me I need help because I'm a compulsive liar . . . And then she locked the surgery door and sucked me off.
"You're sick, why are you watching that?!", he shouted.
"It was on your laptop you hypocrite", I argued, "How come you're allowed to enjoy grandma porn but I'm not?!"
"Because its YOUR fucking grandma!"
......................
My doctor just told me I need help because I'm a compulsive liar . . . And then she locked the surgery door and sucked me off.
MCFCpassion
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ellibb said:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (no eye deer)
I know, time to get my coat
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Pick my coat up whilst your at it ;)
MCFCpassion said:ellibb said:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (no eye deer)
I know, time to get my coat
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Pick my coat up whilst your at it ;)
love it
what do you call a 3 legged donkey
a wonky donkey
what do you call a 3 legged donkey with only one eye
winky wonky wonky donkey
what do you call a 3 legged donkey with only one eye that just farted
stinky stonky winky wonky wonky donkey
what do you call a 3 legged donkey with only one eye that just farted whilst it was playing the piano
plinky plonky stinky stonky winky wonky wonky donkey
mindmyp's_n_q's
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MCFCpassion said:ellibb said:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (no eye deer)
I know, time to get my coat
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Pick my coat up whilst your at it ;)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs shagging another deer?
Still no fucking idea.
mine too.
Laurent Charvet
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2sheikhs said:A man walks into his daughters bedroom and sees her masturbating with a cucumber. He says "you dirty little woman. I was going to eat that later......it'll taste of cucumber now". (The likes of Laurent Charvet might find it funny. To everyone else, I apologise).
A female bodybuilder goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I've grown a penis because I've taken too many steroids".
Doctor:" Anabolic?"
Woman: "No, just a penis".
How dare you. I don't even like cucumber.
Laurent Charvet said:2sheikhs said:A man walks into his daughters bedroom and sees her masturbating with a cucumber. He says "you dirty little woman. I was going to eat that later......it'll taste of cucumber now". (The likes of Laurent Charvet might find it funny. To everyone else, I apologise).
A female bodybuilder goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I've grown a penis because I've taken too many steroids".
Doctor:" Anabolic?"
Woman: "No, just a penis".
How dare you. I don't even like cucumber.
i PREFER MARROW MYSELF...
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mindmyp's_n_q's said:MCFCpassion said:ellibb said:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (no eye deer)
I know, time to get my coat
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Pick my coat up whilst your at it ;)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs shagging another deer?
Still no fucking idea.
mine too.
What do you call an Aardvark that's just had it's head kicked in ?......... a vark