TrueBlue76
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Apparently it was the wettest June on record....
I blame that book '50 Shades of Grey'.
I blame that book '50 Shades of Grey'.
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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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paphos-mcfc said:Paddy & Mick swap sandwiches at work....
Paddy spits it out & says "wot the bloody hell was on that?"
Mick replies "Crab Paste."
Paddy says "where did u get that?" Mick replies" Saw it on offer when I was in the chemist !!!
ARF !!
-- Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:28 pm --
theinvisibleman said:Old Macdonald has Tourettes, ee aye, ee aye, fuck!!
Old macdonald had dyslexia k d k d z.
What did hitler say his men before they got into their tanks??
"get in your tanks men"
What did mrs Hyshida say to her kamikazi pilot husband husband before he took off..
"be careful love"
AntonDonJuan
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I rang Babestation the other night and the woman said, "Hi sexy, what can i do for you?"
I said "Fucking hide, my wife's coming and i've lost the remote!"
I said "Fucking hide, my wife's coming and i've lost the remote!"
AntonDonJuan
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My wife just bought herself a new orange dildo.
She said 'it looks like a giant carrot!'
Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning
She said 'it looks like a giant carrot!'
Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning
Ancient Citizen
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As I lay in bed I felt a hand slowly reach into my boxers and start to play with my
balls and stroke my cock. It was nice but I wasn't in the mood.
''Not tonight, I whispered, with a contented smile, ''I'm tired''
''It doesn't fucking work like that in here,''
whispered my cellmate.
balls and stroke my cock. It was nice but I wasn't in the mood.
''Not tonight, I whispered, with a contented smile, ''I'm tired''
''It doesn't fucking work like that in here,''
whispered my cellmate.
joe salford
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Dont you just hate it when you're driving along, smoking a cigarette, you flick your cigarette out of the window, and you drive for a couple more miles and then you smell something funny, then you look over into the back seat and Grandmas' fingering herself again!
brass neck
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Higgs-Boson walk into a church. The Father says "you, get out" H.B. says "What do you mean, you can't have mass without me!"
Coat!
Coat!
Alan Harper's Tash
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A mosquito landed on my balls last night.
Hardest decision of my life.............
Hardest decision of my life.............
blueinkwell
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My racing snail hasn't been winning any races lately so I took his shell off to reduce wieght but it just made him more sluggish.