Joke thread

[mat]

I swear I've just seen Michael J Fox at my local Garden Centre. Can't be 100% certain though as he had his Back to the Fuchsia...

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Milking the puns?

You oat to know better!

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

bringing it down from the Covid thread.

The Americans have been working on an innovative, drinkable vaccine.

They're calling it BudPfizer.

 

[Bill Walker]

I went to a fancy dress party last night covered in custard and cream.

But when I got there it wasn’t due to start for another hour.

I said “I’m sorry, I’m a trifle early”

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

I went to a fancy dress party last night covered in custard and cream.

But when I got there it wasn’t due to start for another hour.

I said “I’m sorry, I’m a trifle early”

what happened to the jam?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

what happened to the jam?

Paul Weller wanted a new challenge.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Paul Weller wanted a new challenge.

should have tried jelly instead.

 

[sir baconface]

I went to a fancy dress party last night covered in custard and cream.

But when I got there it wasn’t due to start for another hour.

I said “I’m sorry, I’m a trifle early”

I’m fcukin disgusted.

 

[Bill Walker]

what happened to the jam?

Traffic was bad but soon cleared.

 

[Zubrman]

Traffic was bad but soon cleared.

Aye, they broke up in 1974.