Joke thread

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Suppose this old one should be on the City charged by Premier league thread seeing as this seems how they've gone about the many charges, anyway here goes.
Three prostitutes were discussing how well they thought their previous nights had gone.
The first one said if I wake up the following morning and there are hundreds of pounds on the dressing table, I know I've had a good night.
The second one said if I wake up and there are empty champagne bottles and white powder on the dressing table I know I've had a good night.
The third one said if I take of my knickers and throw them at the wall and they stick, I know I've had a good night.
See how its similar to the Premier league charges;-)
 
I'm afraid I don't feel like posting any jokes today when I keep seeing how my wonderful team are being publicly castigated. I'm right depressed.

And I thought the Spurs result was bad news....
 
Big Swifty said:
I'm afraid I don't feel like posting any jokes today when I keep seeing how my wonderful team are being publicly castigated. I'm right depressed.

And I thought the Spurs result was bad news....
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Chin up big Swifty, it really dont matter what they do to us we will still all be blues in fact if anything it will make us stronger, "Were city were barmy, were off our fuckin heads!"
 
Big Swifty said:
I'm afraid I don't feel like posting any jokes today when I keep seeing how my wonderful team are being publicly castigated. I'm right depressed.

And I thought the Spurs result was bad news....
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Come on mate. We will win again on and off the field. Chin up!
We are City, we fight to the end.
 
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