Joke thread

[kippax4ever]

Except the fire is a training aid for the local firefighters. Not a real house fire.

Was Bruce son In attendance for this.

 

[Blue Mist]

I’m fcukin disgusted.

That's what I told Mrs Mist when she caught me with my dick in the trifle.

 

[sir baconface]

That's what I told Mrs Mist when she caught me with my dick in the trifle.

I’ll tee them up...

 

[Big Swifty]

That's what I told Mrs Mist when she caught me with my dick in the trifle.

I had my dick in the biscuit tin - I was told "You're fucking crackers"

 

[Blue Mist]

I had my dick in the biscuit tin - I was told "You're fucking crackers"

I had my dick in a dwarf who kept laughing. I was told 'you're fucking happy'

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I had my dick in a dwarf who kept laughing. I was told 'you're fucking happy'

I`ve been told I`m fucking grumpy, mostly by people who know my wife.

 

[maccieblue]

bringing it down from the Covid thread.

The Americans have been working on an innovative, drinkable vaccine.

They're calling it BudPfizer.

drinkable and bud shouldnt be in the same sentance

 

[sir baconface]

I had my dick in the biscuit tin - I was told "You're fucking crackers"

My technique is obviously better. I was told I was fcuking Nice.

 

[Zubrman]

My technique is obviously better. I was told I was fcuking Nice.

I heard you were both fucking jammy dodgers.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

drinkable and bud shouldnt be in the same sentance

Nowt wrong with Buds, Beer of the Gods.