jimharri
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Looks more like an alien with pubes, having a shit.
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solley attwell
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This pc bollox is getting out of hand. I'm a chef and was told by my manager that a ploughmans sandwich has to be changed to a ploughperson.
Ingredients are the same but it just doesn't have the same ring about it
Ingredients are the same but it just doesn't have the same ring about it
The Lone Ranger was captured by Outlaws in the Wild West, just as he was being tied up he whispered in Silvers ear. Silver ran like fuck and avoided being captured. The outlaws buried the Lone Ranger up to his head in the sand and told him they would kill him later. Couple of hours later and Silver returns ridden by a naked, stunning looking woman. With the Outlaws all watching she gets off the horse walks up to The Lone Ranger and sticks her Minky right in his face, The Lone Ranger says "for fucks sake Silver I said go and get the posse"
What the fuck was Tonto doing while all this was going down?
Well spotted!! Probably on a day off.
Tuearts right boot
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Flicking him the Vs and saying " Fuck you pale face, I'm off "
The first time I heard this it was Tonto. Kemo Sabe