Joke thread

[Dicko69]

 

[Vienna_70]

When asked which is England's second city,

People from Birmingham said Birmingham
People from Liverpool said Liverpool
People from Manchester said London!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I’ve just bought an ABBA toilet... What a loo!

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

I’ve just bought an ABBA toilet... What a loo!

Does Your Mother Know...what crap jokes you post?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Does Your Mother Know...what crap jokes you post?

Gimme (gimme gimme) a break

 

[sir baconface]

Gimme (gimme gimme) a break

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Does Your Mother Know...what crap jokes you post?

Does your mum know you’re a blue named after the rag’s most successful manager?

 

[knuckles]

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do.

Did it cost a lot of money, money, money?

 

[Vienna_70]

Does Your Mother Know...what crap jokes you post?

Mamma Mia!