Joke thread

mat · 12 Feb 2021

Vienna_70 said:
SOS!

Why did it have to be me?

dronefromsector7G · 12 Feb 2021

Why did the baker have brown fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo!

knuckles · 12 Feb 2021

jimharri said:
No;I'm just a marionette.

Does your mother know?

SWPISHOME · 12 Feb 2021

Vienna_70 · 13 Feb 2021

mat said:
Why did it have to be me?

'Cos you’re a Dancing Queen!

mat · 13 Feb 2021

Vienna_70 said:
'Cos you’re a Dancing Queen!

If it wasn't for the night's

chris63 · 13 Feb 2021

Can you here the drums Firnandinho?

dickie davies · 13 Feb 2021

Vienna_70 said:
'Cos you’re a Dancing Queen!

Hahaha, I was waiting the 'Arrival ' of that one

Stuuuuuu · 13 Feb 2021

sir baconface said:

He needs new glasses as well, as the clock says it's 5:25.

balotellishaircut · 13 Feb 2021

My wife said “ I bet you can’t go a day without making a joke about my periods”

I replied “ ok your on”