Joke thread

[jitsubluedan]

Mamma Mia!

Is it a song, is it a film - or is it a Manc kid telling their mum they’re home?!

 

[hammocity]

Mountain climber gets to the top of Everest, goes into the shop and says:

A Mars bar and a cup of tea please

Server:

Sir, this is a tobogganist shop

Ok, I'll have 20 Silk Cut and a box of matches

 

[Sir peace frog]

He needs new glasses as well, as the clock says it's 5:25.

you need new glasses it says 4:25 :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back!

 

[ray21]

Lol

 

[bluebc]

 

[Barcon]

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Go on then. I'll bite.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Go on then. I'll bite.

So will I....

 

[KS55]

you need new glasses it says 4:25 :)

Yeah, but that was then. Time moves on.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Yeah, but that was then. Time moves on.

Not if it's a stopped clock which could fit in with the original joke.