Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

My dog Minton has just eaten all my shuttlecocks !
Bad Minton

 

[Indaparkside]

My dog Minton has just eaten all my shuttlecocks !
Bad Minton

It must of taken you all of 5 seconds to make that shit up

 

[Zubrman]

It must of taken you all of 5 seconds to make that shit up

Don't make such a raquet about it.

 

[Indaparkside]

Don't make such a raquet about it.

It’s too early pal:)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Women say that giving birth is way more painful than a bloke getting kicked in
the bollocks. Here's proof that they are wrong.
A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say, '' It'd be nice to have another baby.''
You will never hear a bloke say ''I wouldn't mind another kick in the bollocks.''
Case closed.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

It must of taken you all of 5 seconds to make that shit up

Go on then ....

 

[dickie davies]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

A man goes into a bar and says "A double scotch, drinks for everyone and one for yourself"

Everybody drinks up, bit the man says "I've got no money"..So the landlord throws him out.

The next night he comes in and says "A double scotch, drinks for everyone and none for you"

The landlord says "Why not?"

The man says "Cos' you get angry when you get drunk"

 

[Ancient Citizen]

A man walks up to the bar in the pub and asks for a pint of bitter.
The landlord pulls it, and hands it to him.
He then says, ''Looks like rain.''
''Aye, it fucking tastes like it too.''

 

[Maly]

The world champion tongue twister has been arrested , The police believe he will get a tough sentence..

Are you a Milton Jones fan by any chance?