Joke thread

[Marklr]

The Vicar of fuckin Dibley wants her joke back.

Is that where it's from? One of my kids told it me. Still...who makes up their own jokes?

 

[dickie davies]

The Vicar of fuckin Dibley wants her joke back.

It reminded me of the brown paper kid joke

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It reminded me of the brown paper kid joke

Was that the same as the brown paper cowboy who got arrested for rustling??

 

[dickie davies]

Was that the same as the brown paper cowboy who got arrested for rustling??

That's the one

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he has had, he started to count but fell asleep

Zzzzzzzzz

 

[wagonman]

The joke is

Playing football with a hedgehog
Not kicking a hedgehog

Thanks for the correction...

These points are important...

JJ

 

[jimharri]

If you think the concept of your phone, laptop and Alexa gizmo spying on you is scary, that's nothing; that vacuum cleaner in your house has been gathering dirt for years.

 

[ysmsa]

What has Ole and erectile disfunction got in common?

Both need Pele

 

[Bill Walker]

Boris has just put every country on the green list that voted for us in Eurovision

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

A scotsman ( gove) and yorkshireman ( clarkson) meet in a bar in porto....