Joke thread

[wagonman]

Some horrible yobs wearing United shirts were kicking a hedgehog around just outside my house.

I rushed out to stop the cruelty when I realised the hedgehog was 3-1 up...

JJ

 

[sir baconface]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Some horrible yobs wearing United shirts were kicking a hedgehog around just outside my house.

I rushed out to stop the cruelty when I realised the hedgehog was 3-1 up...

JJ

Load of pricks. And on the hedgehog.

 

[manclad]

Load of pricks. And on the hedgehog.

Q.What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Range Rover?
A.The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside!!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Q.What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Range Rover?
A.The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside!!!

A toothpick saw a hedgehog. “Wow, a bus” it said

 

[dickie davies]

Some horrible yobs wearing United shirts were kicking a hedgehog around just outside my house.

I rushed out to stop the cruelty when I realised the hedgehog was 3-1 up...

JJ

The joke is

Playing football with a hedgehog
Not kicking a hedgehog

 

[dickie davies]

 

[bluemoon32]

You'd think that without their shells snails would be a lot faster. But it only makes them more sluggish.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Blue Mist]

There was inflatable boy that lived in an inflatable house on an inflatable street with inflatable friends that all went to the inflatable school. One day, just for a laugh the inflatable boy took a pin to the inflatable school but was caught by the inflatable headmaster who told him: "Not only have you let yourself down but you've let the school down, your friends down, the street down, the.........."

The Vicar of fuckin Dibley wants her joke back.