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The Black Shed

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How do you get four elephants in a mini?
Two in the front and two in the back.

How do you get three giraffes in a mini?
One in the front and two in the back.

How do you get two whales in a mini?
Down the M4.
 

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How do you get four elephants in a mini?
Two in the front and two in the back.

How do you get three giraffes in a mini?
One in the front and two in the back.

How do you get two whales in a mini?
Down the M4.
I tend to go M53, then A55 before coming off down Meliden Mountain straight into Prestatyn.
 

JASR

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How do you get four elephants in a mini?
Two in the front and two in the back.

How do you get three giraffes in a mini?
One in the front and two in the back.

How do you get two whales in a mini?
Down the M4.
I always knew it (45 years ago) as:

How do you get four elephants in a little red mini?
Two in the front and two in the back.

How do you know an elephants been in the fridge?
A footprint in the butter.

How do you know 2 elephants have been in the fridge?
2 footprints in the butter.

How do you know 3 elephants have been in the fridge?
3 footprints in the butter.

How do you know 4 elephants have been in the fridge?
No, there's a little red mini parked outside.
 

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