Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[flook]

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Think you'll find VAR found this was consensual

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Keep the dress, Monika, the stains may come in handy.

Where there's a stain, there's a claim

 

[KS55]

Where there's a stain, there's a claim

Can you imagine the conversation she had with her mum who was responsible for preserving the dress?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[aguero93:20]

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Did he have to pawn his dentures to get a new midfielder in?

 

[Grassland Blue]

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Trains too!

 

[Crouchinho]

Klopp delighted Salah is staying

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[kippaxneil]

This morning I went to a meeting at the Premature Ejaculators Group.
Turns out that it's not till tomorrow.

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[LWashington]

Keep the dress, Monika, the stains may come in handy.

Bill should have bought her a more expensive replacement, after all he's always splashing out on new clothes.

 

[LWashington]

Can you imagine the conversation she had with her mum who was responsible for preserving the dress?

Mum, "Steal his personal computer, it may contain crucial evidence."
Monica, "How will I know that it's his ?"
Mum, "It's the one with the 3 inch floppy, 6 inch hard drive and no fucking memory!"

 

[blue44]

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[sir baconface]